http://jaydubdesign.com/John-gif.html

This should work fine. But it ain't. Explanations are needed to prevent me from losing my sh*t entirely for having dropped $50 on something that is not working...

First i tried my bgimage as a repeating gif. That is, of course, the best way to go but it didn't work. Then I tried a massive bgimage jpg. This is, of course, the stupidest way to go. And it still didn't work.

No satisfactory answers in the forum at present. Help needed...

J